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			Alliance: | The Burning Contingent Alliance | CEO: | Tigerfish Torpedo | 
| Kills: | 1 | HQ: | ||
| Losses: | 0 | Members: | 9 | |
| ISK destroyed: | 0.12B | Shares: | 50000 | |
| ISK lost: | 0.00B | Tax Rate: | 5.0000000745058% | |
| Efficiency: | 100.00% | Website: | http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ | 
UPAY 2.0
We're men,... We're men in tights!
THE UPAY ANTHEM (This is who we are!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSUrqiU8Azo&t=32s&ab_channel=JoBloMovieClips
An Ode to Zhrek & Purjo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=relmfu
Fastburn > boats training lol, i cant imagine
Fastburn > "do it dickhead or i'll shoot you"
Fastburn > that sums up his training
How to Commit Suicide by Holding your Breath:
Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.
Reverend Torpedo says: Love thy neighbour,... unless thy neighbours are CVA pilots,.. in which case pod the buggers! - Taken from the book of Yaarrrr - Tiger 20:12
RAUGHSHAR > If you disconnect while walking in station, will you run in a random direction and hide in a corner?
rValdez5987 > I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
Mordachai > GJ crimson federation ... get rid of those goons
We're men,... We're men in tights!
THE UPAY ANTHEM (This is who we are!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSUrqiU8Azo&t=32s&ab_channel=JoBloMovieClips
An Ode to Zhrek & Purjo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=relmfu
Fastburn > boats training lol, i cant imagine
Fastburn > "do it dickhead or i'll shoot you"
Fastburn > that sums up his training
How to Commit Suicide by Holding your Breath:
Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.
Reverend Torpedo says: Love thy neighbour,... unless thy neighbours are CVA pilots,.. in which case pod the buggers! - Taken from the book of Yaarrrr - Tiger 20:12
RAUGHSHAR > If you disconnect while walking in station, will you run in a random direction and hide in a corner?
rValdez5987 > I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
Mordachai > GJ crimson federation ... get rid of those goons
				
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1 Ships killed (116.96M ISK)
		0 Ships lost (0M ISK)
		100% Efficiency (ISK)
	All kills
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								 Essence, Luminaire (1.0) 
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