Once upon a time in Dodixie, there were some Rich and Powerful Men
And these men liked to play with pretty, pretty Dolls

But the Dolls kept breaking when the men played with them
So they decided to make a Doll that would never stay broken

They searched the whole land for the prettiest Doll they could find
And then they whisked her away and put her in a Magical Box

Now she would always be young and pretty for them
And they could play with her any way they liked
For ever and ever

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But you shouldn't play with a Glass Doll
Because if you don't handle her gently
She will snap
And then she will cut you
And then there will be blood all over the dollhouse
And you will impotently flail your broken limbs around as you slowly choke on your own genitalia while she rides you with an overloading shockprod laughing at your attempts to scream with vocal cords you long since ruptured

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So be careful what you put in the Magical Boxes
Because the results may not like you