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Alliance: | None | CEO: | Vasquez Ovilo |
| Kills: | 0 | HQ: | ||
| Losses: | 0 | Members: | 24 | |
| ISK destroyed: | 0.00B | Shares: | 200 | |
| ISK lost: | 0.00B | Tax Rate: | 5.0000000745058% | |
| Efficiency: | 0% | Website: | https://discord.gg/vQEpQMPhNM |
u'Hi, I\'m Thor , founder of Guardians of Asceticism .
\u25cb What isGuardians of Asceticism ? Well, for just one percent tax rate we provide high quality killmails - right to your door. YEAH, one percent! Are the killmails any good? No...
- Our killmails are F**KING GREAT!
*** Fiery Explosions ***
\u25cb Each killmail comes with two beers and priceless tears to fuel your ships. It\'s so convenient a carebear could do it. And do you like PLEXing twenty bucks a month for brand-name faction ships? Most is lost to noob mistakes - we\'re good at mining, NOT.
\u25cb Do you really think your ship needs faction, deadspace or even officer modules to be effective? Back in the day our handsome-ass bittervets used T1 frigates... and 5 MWDs. - Looking goodVorlong !
\u25cb Stop paying for ship tech you don\'t need - and stop forgetting to update your clones every month orVasquez and I will f**king kill you.
\u25cb Now we\'re not only providing good fights, we\'re also teaching our members:
- Vasquez, what were you doing last month?
- Not killing.
- What are you doing now?
- Killing.
I\'m noChribba , but this corp makes ISK.
\u25cb So stop failing at PVP every month and start deciding where you\'re gonna be stacking all those killmails we\'re gonna get you - we areGuardians of Asceticism , and the fleet OP is on.
\u266b We know karate, we know some grid-fu
We\'re flying like gangstas when we coming to see you... \u266b
GOA Themesong'
\u25cb What is
- Our killmails are F**KING GREAT!
*** Fiery Explosions ***
\u25cb Each killmail comes with two beers and priceless tears to fuel your ships. It\'s so convenient a carebear could do it. And do you like PLEXing twenty bucks a month for brand-name faction ships? Most is lost to noob mistakes - we\'re good at mining, NOT.
\u25cb Do you really think your ship needs faction, deadspace or even officer modules to be effective? Back in the day our handsome-ass bittervets used T1 frigates... and 5 MWDs. - Looking good
\u25cb Stop paying for ship tech you don\'t need - and stop forgetting to update your clones every month or
\u25cb Now we\'re not only providing good fights, we\'re also teaching our members:
- Vasquez, what were you doing last month?
- Not killing.
- What are you doing now?
- Killing.
I\'m no
\u25cb So stop failing at PVP every month and start deciding where you\'re gonna be stacking all those killmails we\'re gonna get you - we are
\u266b We know karate, we know some grid-fu
We\'re flying like gangstas when we coming to see you... \u266b
GOA Themesong'
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