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Alliance: | None | CEO: | Hacksaw Jones |
| Kills: | 2 | HQ: | ||
| Losses: | 1 | Members: | 177 | |
| ISK destroyed: | 0.08B | Shares: | 1000 | |
| ISK lost: | 0.24B | Tax Rate: | 5.0000000745058% | |
| Efficiency: | 24.10% | Website: | http://warden.is.king.com |
u'For questions or diplo contact Ember Warden esquire.
"If it\u2019s not glowing red, it\u2019s not mining hard enough."
We don\u2019t slowboat to belts, we overheat the mining lasers and burn our way through. Flatulent Puppy Heavy Industries isn\u2019t here to profit \u2014 we\u2019re here to consume. If the asteroids aren\u2019t melting, we\u2019re not mining.
Side effects of overheating your mining lasers may include:
- Premature barge detonation
- Sudden existential awareness of industrial gameplay
- Warden pleasuring himself.'
"If it\u2019s not glowing red, it\u2019s not mining hard enough."
We don\u2019t slowboat to belts, we overheat the mining lasers and burn our way through. Flatulent Puppy Heavy Industries isn\u2019t here to profit \u2014 we\u2019re here to consume. If the asteroids aren\u2019t melting, we\u2019re not mining.
Side effects of overheating your mining lasers may include:
- Premature barge detonation
- Sudden existential awareness of industrial gameplay
- Warden pleasuring himself.'
