u'We\u2019re a merry band of big krabs with a penchant for heavy drinking and massive damage. Nestled comfortably in a magnetar, we\u2019ve mastered the art of rolling out\u2014whether it\u2019s to defend our turf or just to find something new to mine, blow up, or stumble into. Our magnetar home amplifies our already huge numbers, making sure that when we hit, we hit hard. We\u2019re not just any krabs; we\u2019re big krabs, and we know how to make a splash\u2014drunkenly, of course.

Join us if you can keep up with our boozy antics and are ready to roll out with the best krabs in the galaxy!'