u"Welcome to the Highsec Safety Commission, the galaxy\u2019s premier organization for ensuring the absolute safety of all capsuleers\u2026 by any means necessary. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to identify and neutralize hazardous individuals, such as miners, haulers, and anyone who forgot to turn on their ship's safety protocols.

Through a rigorous process of \u201cvoluntary asset redistribution\u201d and hands-on field testing of warp scramblers, we ensure that New Eden remains a safer, more predictable place\u2014for us, at least.

Our services include:

Cargo Inspections (Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll \u201chold onto\u201d anything dangerous.)

Pod Evacuations (Direct-to-clone bay delivery!)

Highsec Cleanup Operations (Too many wrecks? Let us make more!)

Our motto: \u201cYour safety is our priority, whether you like it or not.\u201d

Join us in making highsec a better place\u2026 for us. Because nothing says security like a little chaos."