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Alliance: | EUR0TRASH | CEO: | Zemtex4 |
| Kills: | 0 | HQ: | ||
| Losses: | 0 | Members: | 2 | |
| ISK destroyed: | 0.00B | Shares: | 1000 | |
| ISK lost: | 0.00B | Tax Rate: | 0% | |
| Efficiency: | 0% | Website: | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZAFo4jXhW0 |
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Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics\u2122
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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Our patented explosive condoms are 100% sure to leave you worry free from an accidental pregnancy, but still leave you with that RAW burning feeling of a night out drinking and hooking up with that random bar fly.
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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*************** OUR SLOGANS ***************
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"They\'ll never know you came, with Flash-Bang by Zemtex Exploding Condoms."
"Zemtex Condoms - More bang for your buck!"
"Zemtex Condoms - Wear it or not! It doesn\'t matter! It will Explode!"
"Zemtex Condoms - She may never feel the same again."
"Zemtex Condoms - Rigged for YOUR pleasure."
"Zemtex Condoms - Making your pull out game perfect."
"Zemtex Condoms - It\'ll blow your socks off."
"Zemtex Condoms - Warning: 100% chance of causing "Exploded Beef Sandwich" syndrome."
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Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics\u2122
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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Our patented explosive condoms are 100% sure to leave you worry free from an accidental pregnancy, but still leave you with that RAW burning feeling of a night out drinking and hooking up with that random bar fly.
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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