u"Welcome to the Industrial Shenanigans description page.

First off I'd like to say that our main focus is to have a good time, we're not here to boss you around and tell you how to play, we're here to help and teach you everything we know. If you're new you can definitely consider yourself welcome here, especially if you're eager to learn about anything and everything Eve.

If you're a veteran player looking to settle down within a mature corp, we'd love to have you and I'd love to learn in turn from you as I only started in March of last year [2011] and there is always new things to be learned in the vast universe of Eve.

Among our short term goals is to grow in size as quickly as possible, because if there is one thing I despise as a social Eve player it\u2019s not having anyone to talk with in corp chat.

Within our currently tiny corp we have active players in all the major time zones including Iceland, Australia, the UK and the good ol' US of A/Canada. As you can see with these simple facts we have the seeds to create a truly wonderful and ethnically diverse corporation.

My goal as CEO is to have many weekly and monthly activities in which we can all get to know each other while doing common activities within the game. Things I have in mind are:

- Profit sharing mining ops, which for the unawares is something I like to do for newer players, wherein we host a large-scale multi-pilot mining op and at the end when the ore/minerals are sold off everyone gets an equal share whether you show up in a Hulk or a rookie ship as long as you're doing your best you will be duly rewarded.

- PvP roams through low and null-sec space, wherein Frigates will be provided at no cost to corp members, and with a little teamwork we may be able to bring larger ships into the picture as well up to and including battleships! Though we are a little new to these roams, and don\u2019t do them as often as I\u2019d like, if you do have considerable experience we\u2019d love to have you to help us some nice kills xD

- Level 3 & 4 mission running on a regular basis as well as large corp-wide mission running ops where if we're good enough we may consider running level 5s!

Finally my long term goals are as such:

- Build up standings with Caldari Business Tribunal, so much so that we may build a player owned station somewhere in empire space.

- Meet with and join a like-minded alliance with similar goals.

-And of course total galactic domination [Work in Progress]

Well, that about does it, I hope you\u2019ve enjoyed what you\u2019ve read and well kudos for making it this far because lets be honest I type too damn much xD

I hope you\u2019ll seriously consider joining us, because we need all the able bodied pilots we can get to reach our goals! Whatever you should decide though, fly safe out there, or failing that at least have fun cause we don\u2019t play Eve because we want another job now do we?"