u"We\u2019ve been around long enough to watch empires rise, fall, and crash into a burning heap of ore and forgotten promises. We\u2019ve mined our way through more belts than you\u2019ve orbited, fought in wars that made your newbie ass cry for mama, and watched every iteration of a patch nerf our ships while some dev somewhere giggles in their coffee. This is no game, it's a test of survival, patience, and how many times you can rage-quit before it feels cathartic.

So, if you're here for pew-pew with a side of \u201cCan I get a fleet invite?\u201d... good luck. If you\u2019re here because you\u2019ve got a decade of broken dreams and enough salt to season a moon... welcome home. We\u2019ll teach you how to get ganked with style, and how to laugh through the tears when your faction ship explodes because someone thought \u201cAFK ratting\u201d was a strategy. In this corp, there are no illusions\u2014just bitter vets, old grudges, and a never-ending thirst for revenge."