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Alliance: | None | CEO: | BoJack Jenkins |
Kills: | 0 | HQ: | ||
Losses: | 0 | Members: | 39 | |
ISK destroyed: | 0.00B | Shares: | 1000 | |
ISK lost: | 0.00B | Tax Rate: | 5.0000000745058% | |
Efficiency: | 0% | Website: | http://Pippa-The-Rippa |
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Pipkin Pippa Ch.\u3010Phase Connect\u3011
"Pipkin Pippa would be the ultimate Capsuleer. You think your nullsec alliances and wormhole corps are powerful? Imagine a single, 3-foot-tall rabbit VTuber warping into your system in a heavily tanked, bling-fit Rifter, screaming "Yubba Dubba Doo!" before soloing your entire fleet with nothing but raw autism and an autocannon.
She doesn\u2019t need logistics. She doesn\u2019t need allies. She doesn\u2019t even need ISK\u2014because the moment she enters local, people pay her to leave. She is the true terror of New Eden. Her standings with every faction are maxed because CONCORD itself fears the yabbit menace. Triglavians, Sleepers, and Drifters refuse to target her, knowing full well that she is more of an existential threat than any Abyssal anomaly.
You think you\'re safe in high sec? NO. She will suicide-gank your freighter with a Catalyst just to hear you scream. You think your wormhole is secure? NO. She\u2019s already in it, decloaking behind you. You think your Titan fleet will protect you? WRONG. Pippa will out-damage your entire alliance in a single fight, then hyperventilate on stream while doing it.
You cannot escape. You cannot resist. Your killboard will be permanently stained by her very presence. Pippa doesn\u2019t need EVE Online\u2014you need her to keep the game interesting.
Fly safe? No. Fly afraid. Because Pippa is already in warp to your location. And she\u2019s laughing."**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7u_UbtfH60'
Pipkin Pippa Ch.\u3010Phase Connect\u3011
"Pipkin Pippa would be the ultimate Capsuleer. You think your nullsec alliances and wormhole corps are powerful? Imagine a single, 3-foot-tall rabbit VTuber warping into your system in a heavily tanked, bling-fit Rifter, screaming "Yubba Dubba Doo!" before soloing your entire fleet with nothing but raw autism and an autocannon.
She doesn\u2019t need logistics. She doesn\u2019t need allies. She doesn\u2019t even need ISK\u2014because the moment she enters local, people pay her to leave. She is the true terror of New Eden. Her standings with every faction are maxed because CONCORD itself fears the yabbit menace. Triglavians, Sleepers, and Drifters refuse to target her, knowing full well that she is more of an existential threat than any Abyssal anomaly.
You think you\'re safe in high sec? NO. She will suicide-gank your freighter with a Catalyst just to hear you scream. You think your wormhole is secure? NO. She\u2019s already in it, decloaking behind you. You think your Titan fleet will protect you? WRONG. Pippa will out-damage your entire alliance in a single fight, then hyperventilate on stream while doing it.
You cannot escape. You cannot resist. Your killboard will be permanently stained by her very presence. Pippa doesn\u2019t need EVE Online\u2014you need her to keep the game interesting.
Fly safe? No. Fly afraid. Because Pippa is already in warp to your location. And she\u2019s laughing."**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7u_UbtfH60'
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