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Alliance: | Free State of VAN ZANDT | CEO: | Spacesplosion Sunpuncher |
| Kills: | 0 | HQ: | ||
| Losses: | 0 | Members: | 4 | |
| ISK destroyed: | 0.00B | Shares: | 1000 | |
| ISK lost: | 0.00B | Tax Rate: | 0% | |
| Efficiency: | 0% | Website: | http:// |
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SPACESPLOSION INDUSTRIES
We don\u2019t make sense. We make explosions.
Spacesplosion Industries is a Minmatar chaos\u2011collective dedicated to the ancient and noble art of doing everything loudly and with questionable intent. We are a small, rust\u2011powered micro\u2011faction operating somewhere between \u201ccult,\u201d \u201cengineering accident,\u201d and \u201clow\u2011sec performance art.\u201d
We believe in snails.
We believe in duct tape.
We believe in violence with personality.
We do not believe in safety.
WHAT WE ARE
A corporation? No.
A movement? Closer.
A mistake? Probably.
A lifestyle? Absolutely.
Spacesplosion Industries is a gathering of pilots who looked at the universe, shrugged, and said:
\u201cYeah, let\u2019s explode that.\u201d
We fly fast ships, make bad decisions confidently, and treat every fight like a dramatic reenactment of a story that hasn\u2019t been written yet.
We are the noise in local.
We are the rust in your hull.
We are the snails on your overview.
WHAT WE DO
Solo PvP with main\u2011character energy
Small\u2011gang chaos with no exit strategy
Faction Warfare (incorrectly, loudly, and with enthusiasm)
Hunting farmers, slavers, and anyone who looks smug
Overheating modules until they beg for mercy
Turning explosions into religion
Turning religion into explosions
Making low\u2011sec more interesting than it needs to be
If you see \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef on d\u2011scan, that\u2019s not a threat.
That\u2019s a promise.
OUR VALUES
We believe in:
Rust \u2014 because armor is optional.
Snails \u2014 because inevitability is slow and terrifying.
Violence \u2014 because diplomacy is for people with impulse control.
Chaos \u2014 because order is a Caldari problem.
Style \u2014 because explosions should be beautiful.
Narrative \u2014 because every lossmail is a plot twist.
Overheating \u2014 because \u201coptimal temperature\u201d is propaganda.
We do not believe in:
spreadsheets
efficiency
safety protocols
Amarr
whatever the Caldari are doing
\u201cworking as intended\u201d
WHO WE WANT
Pilots who:
enjoy chaos
enjoy explosions
enjoy chaos causing explosions
fly frigates like they stole them
overheat modules like they\u2019re paid to
laugh when things go wrong
make things go wrong
think snails are powerful
think snails are hilarious
think snails might be hyperdimensional gods
want to be part of a space\u2011opera cult with no dress code
Newbros, veterans, alts, gremlins \u2014 all welcome.
If you can fly it, we can explode it.
If you can\u2019t fly it, we\u2019ll explode it anyway.
OUR MISSION
Spacesplosion Industries exists to:
create chaos
spread rust
weaponize snails
confuse the Caldari
terrify the Amarr
acknowledge the Gallente
make the Minmatar proud (and also concerned, very concerned)
explode pirates
explode ourselves
explode you (lovingly)
make the warzone weird again
build a legend worth retelling
punch the sun
punch the sun again
make low\u2011sec feel like a fever dream
We are not here to win.
We are here to arrive, explode, and be remembered.
Join us.
Fly with us.
Explode with us.
\u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef'
SPACESPLOSION INDUSTRIES
We don\u2019t make sense. We make explosions.
Spacesplosion Industries is a Minmatar chaos\u2011collective dedicated to the ancient and noble art of doing everything loudly and with questionable intent. We are a small, rust\u2011powered micro\u2011faction operating somewhere between \u201ccult,\u201d \u201cengineering accident,\u201d and \u201clow\u2011sec performance art.\u201d
We believe in snails.
We believe in duct tape.
We believe in violence with personality.
We do not believe in safety.
WHAT WE ARE
A corporation? No.
A movement? Closer.
A mistake? Probably.
A lifestyle? Absolutely.
Spacesplosion Industries is a gathering of pilots who looked at the universe, shrugged, and said:
\u201cYeah, let\u2019s explode that.\u201d
We fly fast ships, make bad decisions confidently, and treat every fight like a dramatic reenactment of a story that hasn\u2019t been written yet.
We are the noise in local.
We are the rust in your hull.
We are the snails on your overview.
WHAT WE DO
Solo PvP with main\u2011character energy
Small\u2011gang chaos with no exit strategy
Faction Warfare (incorrectly, loudly, and with enthusiasm)
Hunting farmers, slavers, and anyone who looks smug
Overheating modules until they beg for mercy
Turning explosions into religion
Turning religion into explosions
Making low\u2011sec more interesting than it needs to be
If you see \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef on d\u2011scan, that\u2019s not a threat.
That\u2019s a promise.
OUR VALUES
We believe in:
Rust \u2014 because armor is optional.
Snails \u2014 because inevitability is slow and terrifying.
Violence \u2014 because diplomacy is for people with impulse control.
Chaos \u2014 because order is a Caldari problem.
Style \u2014 because explosions should be beautiful.
Narrative \u2014 because every lossmail is a plot twist.
Overheating \u2014 because \u201coptimal temperature\u201d is propaganda.
We do not believe in:
spreadsheets
efficiency
safety protocols
Amarr
whatever the Caldari are doing
\u201cworking as intended\u201d
WHO WE WANT
Pilots who:
enjoy chaos
enjoy explosions
enjoy chaos causing explosions
fly frigates like they stole them
overheat modules like they\u2019re paid to
laugh when things go wrong
make things go wrong
think snails are powerful
think snails are hilarious
think snails might be hyperdimensional gods
want to be part of a space\u2011opera cult with no dress code
Newbros, veterans, alts, gremlins \u2014 all welcome.
If you can fly it, we can explode it.
If you can\u2019t fly it, we\u2019ll explode it anyway.
OUR MISSION
Spacesplosion Industries exists to:
create chaos
spread rust
weaponize snails
confuse the Caldari
terrify the Amarr
acknowledge the Gallente
make the Minmatar proud (and also concerned, very concerned)
explode pirates
explode ourselves
explode you (lovingly)
make the warzone weird again
build a legend worth retelling
punch the sun
punch the sun again
make low\u2011sec feel like a fever dream
We are not here to win.
We are here to arrive, explode, and be remembered.
Join us.
Fly with us.
Explode with us.
\u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef \u0e51\xef'
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